Sunday, December 25, 2011

3 Stages

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus. 
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. 
He is Santa Claus. 

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Worth It

Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.

 

Worth It

Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.

 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Pizza

Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'

Christmas Pizza

Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'

More Beautiful

"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."  Norman Vincent Peale

Monday, December 19, 2011

Wrapped

"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. " Burton Hillis