Sunday, December 25, 2011

3 Stages

The 3 stages of man:

He believes in Santa Claus. 
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. 
He is Santa Claus. 

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Worth It

Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.

 

Worth It

Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty...
and it was worth it.
You fat, judgmental bastard.

 

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Christmas Pizza

Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'

Christmas Pizza

Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?'

More Beautiful

"Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."  Norman Vincent Peale

Monday, December 19, 2011

Wrapped

"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. " Burton Hillis

Sunday, December 18, 2011

A Place To Give

‎"Some of the biggest challenges in relationships come from the fact that most people enter a relationship in order to get something. They're trying to find someone who is going to make them feel good. In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place you go to take." ~ Anthony Robbins

Loving Others

"My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?" Bob Hope

Saturday, December 17, 2011

In His Heart

"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree." Roy L. Smith 

Friday, December 16, 2011

Make the Best

“The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything. They just make the best of everything.” Author Unknown

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Idealistic

"Lucy: I’m very idealistic. I want to make the world a better place for me to live in. " Charles Schulz - Peanuts

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Right Thing

"Americans always try to do the right thing — after they’ve tried everything else." - Winston Churchill - ooh Winston what were you talking about - ouch!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Accurate

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who
have not got it." George Bernard Shaw

Accurate

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who
have not got it." George Bernard Shaw

Monday, December 12, 2011

All The Year

"I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. " Charles Dickens

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Never Too Late

"It’s never too late to be what you might have been" George Elliot

Saturday, December 10, 2011

More Important

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.” — Albert Einstein

Friday, December 9, 2011

Best

“I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.” — Rudyard Kipling

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Be The Change

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” — Mahatma Gandhi

 

Be The Change

“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” — Mahatma Gandhi

 

Move

“Let him who would move the world, first move himself” — Socrates

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

You Can

“Whatever you have forgotten, you can remember. Whatever you have buried you can unearth. If you are willing to look deep into your own nature, if you are willing to peel away the layers of not-self you have adopted in making your way through the tribulations of life, you will find that your true self is not as far removed as you think.” — Meredith Jordan

You Can

“Whatever you have forgotten, you can remember. Whatever you have buried you can unearth. If you are willing to look deep into your own nature, if you are willing to peel away the layers of not-self you have adopted in making your way through the tribulations of life, you will find that your true self is not as far removed as you think.” — Meredith Jordan